sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about


coolbloqqer:

how to do halloween right: be friends with someone who’s allergic to chocolate 


bakrua:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through


betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…



mamaeren:

This is quite possibly the most unsettling thing in I’ve seen in Homestuck. 
It is incredibly powerful, and it invokes a feeling of emptiness and panic. In all 6,000 pages of Homestuck there has never been a time where you have truly lost track of someone. They are never lost, because somehow the narrator always manages to find them again.
The line “John Egbert has gone missing” is the realization that you are no longer in control.

mamaeren:

This is quite possibly the most unsettling thing in I’ve seen in Homestuck. 

It is incredibly powerful, and it invokes a feeling of emptiness and panic. In all 6,000 pages of Homestuck there has never been a time where you have truly lost track of someone. They are never lost, because somehow the narrator always manages to find them again.

The line “John Egbert has gone missing” is the realization that you are no longer in control.



yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO


pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 


maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like
Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like

Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed



Original by: CiCi

Original by: CiCi


chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us


moriarty:

me blogging

image


8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story


confusedcrow:

confusedcrow:

happy late eriday!

I’m getting slaughtered by finals brb  _(:[ 」∠)_

happy end (◡‿◡✿)